FLU - FREE Guarantee? I'll take two.

This summer Heidi and I are taking our chances on a EIGHT DAY, SEVEN NIGHT, ALL-INCLUSIVE TRIP to the MEXICAN RIVIERA (we're going to be SOOOO Sex in the City!) We're not scared of no piggie flu or brutal drug cartels.

Nope, because once we see THIS (no kids allowed) beauty


we'll have to unpack our ipods so we can do THIS


after our skin is tanned (SPF 80!) and we're done with swim-up-bars and sitting on red cushions, I think we might be hungry so we'll probably get all fancied up and eat HERE


But WAIT the night is still young and all that top shelf liquor isn't going to drink itself! That's why we're heading over HERE for some cocktails and salsa lessons


And then it will be bedtime so we will have to sleep in THIS dump of a room


And better yet, if we do get the sWINE flu... we get to come back THREE MORE TIMES FOR FREE.... GUAR-AN-TEED (leave it to the marketing geniuses in the travel industry to make H1N1 actually sound appealing)

So, yeah, THAT'S what I'm doing this summer

Drool if you must.