Monday, June 1, 2009

Dave Thomas rolled over in his grave this weekend

I'm a little crazy and have lot's of food rules - I love cheese but never on salads, I hate yolks but love deviled eggs. I have rules about food sanitation, consistency and smell that preclude me from eating any given thing on any given day. You thought I liked veggie burgers? Whoa! Not today I don't! Check back tomorrow. My poor (smart) husband doesn't even bother to question me anymore when I look at a food item with complete disdain, poke its lifeless body with my fork and declare, "I'm just NOT feelin' this today." God only knows the array of senseless reasons he'd be given if he did.

But let me tell you how much I love that McDonald's MC-NuhGITS are shaped like a foot. My eyes LIGHT UP when I lift open the lid to find that ALL FOUR *delishish* allwhitemeatchicken lumps are indeed, foot shaped! My husband smiles, marveling at the sheer excitement that a pedi-nugget can provoke.

Remember how Wendy's nuggets used to be ROUND? ALWAYS. ROUND. This was mostly the reason I didn't like them. That and the gritty crumbs and flecks of black pepper on the outside of the nuggets.

On Saturday, E and I went to the outlets (oh the sales were orgasmic) and stopped at Wendy's for a post-shopping snack to tide us over for the trip home.

ALL FIVE of my Crispy Chicken Nuggets(R) WERE SHAPED LIKE A FOOT!?

Wendy's has succumbed to the societal preference for foot-shaped chicken! Woot! Woot!


Now, if they could just do something about the fries...


ohioana said...

We totally could have gone to McDonald's if you wanted their nuggets. I am not a fast food snob! Glad you had fun Sat. I had a good time too.

Jennie! said...

I always thought those pepper flecks on Wendys nuggets were way gross.