Nope, because once we see THIS (no kids allowed) beauty
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we'll have to unpack our ipods so we can do THIS
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after our skin is tanned (SPF 80!) and we're done with swim-up-bars and sitting on red cushions, I think we might be hungry so we'll probably get all fancied up and eat HERE
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But WAIT the night is still young and all that top shelf liquor isn't going to drink itself! That's why we're heading over HERE for some cocktails and salsa lessons
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And then it will be bedtime so we will have to sleep in THIS dump of a room
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And better yet, if we do get the sWINE flu... we get to come back THREE MORE TIMES FOR FREE.... GUAR-AN-TEED (leave it to the marketing geniuses in the travel industry to make H1N1 actually sound appealing)
So, yeah, THAT'S what I'm doing this summer
Drool if you must.
4 comments:
I was drooling until I realized I'M GOING TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually hope the swine flu gets me so I can go back for free.
I'm jealous for sure! As a result, I also hope you get the swine flue...both of you! (Just kidding, kind of.)
That place looks really shiny and clean so I bet you won't get swine flu there.
However. If you WANT to get swine flu, you could just lick all the elevator buttons or something.
I think I'll fit in your suitcase.
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