My shopping finger is tired, very tired

Dear Tam,

A large purchase has recently posted to your Discover account.

If this is an error, please contact our fraud department.

Sincerely,

Discover Bank FDIC

This email should be followed by one that says this:

Dear Tam,


This is the THIRD EMAIL LIKE THIS WE'VE SENT TO YOU IN TWO WEEKS. Either you've won the lottery and you'll be paying your bill IN FULL and ON TIME...OR...PUT YOUR EFFING CREDIT CARD DOWN!!


Sincerely,


Discover Bank FDIC