Monday, May 11, 2009

The word gas is not technically on the box - it's implied

I'm thinking about blogging again after my brief hiatus. But thinking and doing are two totally different things. So while I am off thinking of how to tell you about all of the things I've seen and done over the past few weeks: Seahorses, wedding and a bazillion airports - there is ONE pressing issue that I really wanted to share with you.

Remember how I told you about those yummy fart bars?

Turns out there is a warning on the box, albeit subtle, not to eat more than one.

These bars are unbelievably delicious. You may be tempted to eat the whole box in one sitting, but we don't recommend it because you will damn near fart your butthole off. Gradually increasing fiber into your diet over time is a better idea and your digestive tract and coworkers will thank you. Plus, you'll have another bar to look forward to tomorrow.

True. Story.

1 comment:

w007jmw said...

'fart your butthole off'
I just snorted!!!