Thursday, November 6, 2008

I accessed the magical part of my brain

This week The Collective presents these random questions. I'm traveling for work today so I thought I'd leave you with this:

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Too hateful, I don’t want to blow people up. Mostly just punch them in their giant chin.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who will it be?
Insane Clown Posse

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
This washed up loser who gives my brother really bad advice.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Cheddar, the sharper the better.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind of sandwich will you eat?
Grilled cheese (Cheddar, Swiss, American) on thick (whole wheat) Texas Toast with two slices of fresh tomato.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
Taye Diggs

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice, who will it be?
Josh Groban ... but we might just cuddle.
8. Now that you've slept with two people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
These shoes I covet in black.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Vegas, but only if husband can come too. (note: If I had more time off work I would say Ireland or Italy)

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
Diet A&W Root beer (or sugar free kool-aid)

11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
Not sure, the 70’s looked fun.

12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
No nude beaches. Eww.

13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it?
a show about a girl that always has crazy stuff happen to her and the comments she makes inside her head (that no one should ever ever be subjected to.) Kind of like JD on scrubs only with more cursing.

14. What is your favorite curse word?
Probably every single derivative of “f”; I also like “frick” and don’t say it nearly enough.

15. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, what do you do?
PASS. I don't do scary.

16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
Save my husband and my cat. In that order. (If there is time I would save my husband’s childhood photos, and then mine.)

17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Love on my husband. a. lot.

18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and whats even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
Speed Reading – like the kind where you don’t even have to open the book.

19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Our wedding ceremony.

20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
That fateful day in 1997 that I got a cartoon character permanently etched on my personage.

21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out you can move anywhere. Where are you going?
Norway looks beautiful!

22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
All-You-Can eat free ice cream and cupcake bar

23. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we'll just expound on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out I can FLY!?"
I really have no desire to fly, but husband does so I would ask if my powers were transferable.

24. The constant absorption of magical moon beams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
If I could bring back ANYONE, it would be husband’s mom. So that I could meet her.
If it HAD to be a celebrity, then I would bring back Elizabeth I, Elizabeth Regina Tudor, in her younger years and she would sit in Obama's cabinet and we would be best friends. I heart Elizabeth I.

1 comment:

KJ said...

Yes! Sofft shoes!