Golly Gee, Joe Six Pack ain't me!

Sometimes on Friday's I work for a driver intervention program. The program is a court-ordered educational alternative to jail for DUI offenders. If any of you would like to meet "Joe Six Pack" by golly I'll introduce ya!

We were thumbing through the intake forms and found this:

Name: Confidential
Age: 29
Race/Ethnicity: Human

Yet my boss, a responsible mom and tax-payer with a PhD, can't vote in this election because she won't give up her dual citizenship (US/Lithuanian). That's messed up. You betcha!
McCain: 1 Obama: 0