they touched me

I got sick. It started out with a sore throat and manifested in my nasal cavity. I took a four hour nap today and could still go back to sleep. Being sick makes me super cranky and what makes me even more cranky is that FI NEVER gets sick. I know you are thinking, "what a heartless bitch, she actually wants her significant other to get sick". Well the answer is, yes I do. Don't vows say something like in sickness and in health. Doesn't that kind of assume he'll get sick? How can he NEVER be sick? I mean WTF. He had a headache a few months ago that wouldn't go away, I felt kinda bad because I know headaches suck. I don't wish a headache on him, actually I wish he would just puke his frickin guts out or be a gooey echoing snarfblat. Just a few times a year, is that too much to ask?

So today when I went in to teach my second graders and all 8 of them were sniffling and snotting all over the place. I mean using the desk as a tissue and their tiny fingers as booger tweezers. Light.Goes.Off. You little shits touched me last week and now I am sick! How gross is it to get sick from a kid that's not even yours? Today I washed my hands three times and told them not to breath their death germs on me. Kids are walking petri dishes - we need a PSA alerting america to steer clear of them.