Who doesn't love Halloween? No religious connotations, lots of CANDY and the color ORANGE - what's NOT to love?
The only thing I do not like about Halloween is being scared.
I.Hate.Being.Scared.
Luckily, I married an adorable man who is just as big of a wimp as I am. We don't watch scary movies, dateline or cops because we have nightmares. One time we watched a documentary on serial killers and we couldn't sleep for a week - EPIC FAIL.
There are lots of things I'm scared of (um..childbirth anyone?) but here are some of my TOPS:
Drowning
Varicose veins
A boil in my face filled with eggs and spider babies
Being hit by a train
Being attacked
Republicans
Snakes
Haunted houses, hayrides, wax museums (our kid will have to find surrogate parents to indulge them in such ridiculousness, but we're hoping our scaredy-catness is genetic and we'll never have to worry about it.)
and I am terrified of walking on city grates, a fear which my husband refuses to acknowledge and actually PUSHES me onto them! Well, today he can BITE ME because MERMANDA found a horrible reason to substantiate my fear - SEE!
People really do plunge to their deaths (or get hurt really bad) from walking on grates.
Also, remember last year when my husband was Incredible?
I have this picture on my desk and never ever want to stop looking at it.
TOMORROW we're carving pumpkins and having a fire pit and S'Mores and toasting seeds and trick-or-treat and eating candy and everything that is majorly awesome about fall is happening tomorrow.
Happy Halloween my friends!!
2 comments:
a boil filled with eggs and spider babies?????????? wth? where did that very particular fear come from?
some fake TV show I watched where this girl thought she had a zit and it got bigger and bigger and then one day spider babies came out of it.
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