Either I have a monster in my kitchen or I'm completely crazy.

Last night was a very good [bad] night. The gym was closed due to a power outage so I didn’t have to teach cycling [aka get paid to burn 500+ calories]. “Lazy bum” status kicked in immediately. Husband and I collapsed on the couch as soon as we got home with no ideas for dinner. We decided to go to BW3’s – in a little while. We watched the last horrible 45 minutes of Baby Mama while we waited for Heidi to arrive.

[Note to self: Do not go to BW3s on Monday Night. There is a thing called Monday Night Football that apparently causes long waits for tables and food, people in jerseys, and LOTS of yelling.]

We got hungry while waiting for our table so we walked over to Skyline [Ew!] where we encountered lots of neglected hot dogs. PILES of hot dogs people! Unattended! Here is the evidence:


Anyway, this is what we consumed last night:
Skyline chili cheese dogs
Onion rings
Mozzarella sticks
Nachos
Teriyaki Boneless wings
Sweet BBQ Bone-in wings
Mild Bone-in wings
Potato wedges w/cheese
Celery and ranch dressing
Hot fudge sundae with extra fudge [sub chocolate milkshake for H]

I think according to weight watchers we ate 120,000 calories. Michel Phelps would be proud and now I am large enough to audition for Big Mama's House 4.

Baby Mama Movie Review: There were a few LOL moments and Tina Fey, Amy Poehler and Steve Martin are hilarious actors - but this movie kinda sucks. There were some funny/redeeming quotes:

Steve Martin: Congratulations, Kate. I want to reward you with five minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.

Tina Fey: I overreacted earlier. I'm sorry... [exits]
Amy Poehler: I'm sorry I farted into your purse...

Amy Poehler: [as she enters the hospital, about to go into labor] It feels like I'm shitting a knife!

Oh and Sigourney Weaver is terrible in it. Actually - every time I see her in something I think of the ending sequence to Ghost Busters where Dana Barrett is a demon and how horrible that dress was. I think she should have halted her acting career after that movie. Ew.